Saturday, October 31, 2009

Merry Ghostmas and a Happy New Month!

I'd like to wish all of you generous patrons of this establishment a Merry Ghostmas and a Happy New Month (November).



-Saleem

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Comics

Monty





-Saleem

Naansense!

You'll use more soap than water!!

-Saleem

Ps No, I WON'T explain.

Monday, October 19, 2009

How to be an Assassin

Take your pen;
take your website;
take a newspaper;
keep an infinite scorn in your heart;
take your criticism;
take your iron-like inflexibility;
keep your mind closed.
These are your weapons.
Now you are ready
to assassinate poetry.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

New Poll

I noticed that only 4 of you voted on the poll. I am disappointed. This poll was vital to the blog and I need to know. It is your civic duty as patriotic citizens of Atlantis braindead blog reading zombies (no offense) to Vote provide feedback. I hope you're sorry.

-Saleem

Friday, October 9, 2009

Joke

Today in science class we were writing about adaptations in animals. The teacher made us write:
  • Deers have thin strong legs to escape from their predators.
That got me thinking and I realized that humans had a very similar adaptation.
  • Humans have fast cars to escape from their creditors.
That's all folks!

-Saleem

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Broken pen


My pen broke in French class yesterday but I got some cool art out of it. I know I'm very conceited.