Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Kareena, what a dumbo!

Just listen to this:
"Kareena covered a distance of 15km 612m. She traveled 7km 80m by bus and the rest by car. How much distance did she cover by car" This passage was reproduced from my school's maths workbook without permission because the teachers wrote it themselves (probably due to budget cuts) and never copyrighted it.

Now do you honestly think Kareena is all that smart? She probably could have afforded to think over her travel plans and by the way, does she just leave her car parked by the bus stop all the time? In any case why does she need to know how much exact distance she covered by car? I mean really, get a life lady! You're just as bad as those people who say WOOT first comment and stuff! I really have bigger fish to fry and I don't see why she would bother ME about it. Really this Kareena lady should be more considerate!

-Saleem

Ps Basketball is really easy, all you have to do is shoot, run and steal!

Signing off
Saleem

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas everybody!!



Take off Hosers!

Saleem

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

CONTEST!!!!! (results)

Fine Priya won (I deny everything!). I'm still thinking about her prize. If you habve any ideas tell m.

-Saleem

Sunday, December 20, 2009

It's snow.

Here is a video of my sister when she first saw a beach. She was so cute back then, now look at her. *deep sigh*



-Saleem

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Shakti Bhatt thing

The other day on Monday my mom received the Shakti Bhatt first book award prize so you can go congratulate her here. I'm surprised how many people I met read my blog. Nice to know. Oh and I hope nobody's offended that I didn't remember their names (in general I'm not talking about blog readers) I don't remember anyones name.

Saleem

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The worlds not ending ding-dongs!

Hey I'm Saleem from 2012 just here to say HaHa to all those people who think the worlds ending in 2012! Who could be that stupid anyway? Everything just peachy 'cept for global warming and I'm feeling great! You guys are such lo... Whats that ominous music?

-Saleem

NB: Because of the dating on this post young Saleem (GAAWD I was stupid back then)is having trouble posting other posts because they come before this one. It seems blogger is not supportive of time travel(or much else for that matter)so just remember this post is dated 23 December 2012 not

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Stupid insects that need to be printed

Here are some pictures of a project I once did for school. Oh wait I deleted those pics when I was trying voice recognition software in word. It completely misinterpreted whatever I said. So here's what I found when I opened that file:

>then it deletes a hostile bid for a twenty who will make out the eighth and we’ll make a button which still you don’t have been done before and you a new AAA UAA one home by the end date when you write a great guy and then you went to bed end on 99 Dow and the light rail line for>united
And being when you enter the dragon you went to bed and 99 Dow bill and that I am a line for united and being when you rent at the gag and Europe to bed and 99 guild bill and and line for united and the win unit and then Downey and yield to bed at night and 99 new bill and Melinda I know but when you down the aisle like entering the political heat your home and legal dance out and not to be outlawed out of downtown Baghdad added an


You know I could just use this program to write my blog. What would come out wouldn't be so different from what went in.

-Saleem

Friday, December 11, 2009

CONTEST!!!

Drumroll please (tatatatatatatada!) Thank you I now present you the Last Resorts second annual random comment contest for supremacy!!! The rules of the contest are almost the same as last but I'll explain them anyway. You have to comment and tell me whats wrong with this post (besides the bad writing) in your comment. Its easy just pay attention. Then I will give your comments numbers based on the order you commented. Whichever is closer to the number I picked will win. I will only pick numbers from 1-10 1 and 10 included. Only 1 comment per person.

-Saleem

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Twitter

Ok maybe I'm going twitter. You know I think I'll tell you about that project now. Maybe not. I'm just itching to but I gotta pace myself or I'll run out of material today.

Saleem

Well here go the rambles

Well I'm going to try to a post a day for the next like week maybe... Result: never ending rambles about nothing. I'm going Mcdonalds except classier. What I mean is a lot more content but mostly crap. Did I ever tell you about this school project I did. Remind me to tell you tommorow. Also I've got a great idea about a contest with a better prize than chocolate cake (ask Priya)

Well then cya l8r

Saleem

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Im gonna WRITE!!

Ok I'm goona write somethin. I dunno what but I'm gonna write it. You know I might just think of writing a song for xmas. Nah I'm not that smart. Well back to the topic I'm gonna write somethin. Oh yeah that reminds me I already have somethin lined up for christmas. I'm not gonna tell you becuz its a surprise but it heres a clue:


Secret! You can only open if ur a secret agent! No peeking!



Psst! Don't tell anyone but its something aout xmas!


Ok now I'm gonna write something!
Saleem

Friday, December 4, 2009

A song by mah bro

I was sailing the ocean blue
and I happened to catch swine flu.
So I had to eat some glue
to make myself good-as-new.

By Akshay

-Saleem